sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
Community College Tips:
- Don’t talk to anybody
- Don’t make eye contact
- Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
- The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter
This is true in every way possible.
My fingertips and my lips; they burn from the cigarettes.
Forrest Gump, you run my mind, boy. Running on my mind, boy.
It’s my job to take them to dinner at eighty miles an hour. It’s my job to stop a mile from the restaurant so they can have five pounds of crab legs and three bottles of beer a piece and then go get prime rib. It’s my job to go hunting so they can go fire off their guns an inch from my ear and laugh when I get startled because it’s my job.
Have you guys ever hated someone
but when you get rid of them you’re like. Oh well they aren’t so bad
BUT THEN THEY RETURN AND YOU’RE LIKE FUCK I HATE YOU
Something is telling me the writers had WAY to much fun with this episode.
another round of “is that the legit script or did the fandom change it.”
I love that people not a part of the Supernatural fandom never have any idea whether most of the lines from the show are real or not. And they almost always are.
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax